Things are no longer just things, everything is some kind of jewelry now

Even light fixtures are just jewelry, things we spend money on, so it will look pretty, and I can show my friends.  Guns are not so much just weapons, but did you see that new site with night vision laser scope? And I heard Bobby got that sucky brand we saw in the magazine that got recalled, sucks to be him, he sucks anyway. 

We judge our things hard.  Almost like comparing jewelry. Did I show you my latest Guitar, "Travel Sized, Graphite, built in Reverb, no need for an amp, but will plug in with full pro specs guitar?"  Its another piece of my jewelry.  Don't I have some fancy jewelry?

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